Back And Forth Exchange

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Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."

He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"

And that's when the REAL fight started...

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From the back Little Johnny yells out, "Seventy-four."

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