What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
