What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
