What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
