What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
