What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
