What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?
When it's his turn.
