What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."
"Why such a big hole?" she asked.
"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
