Brand New Dishwasher

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...