Brand New Dishwasher

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick