What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!