Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."