Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.