Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"

I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

Nothing.