Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.

The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."

He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."

Why can't lesbians adopt a child?

Because they don't serve minors to lickers.