Does Your Job Suck?

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

Working in the garage this morning my wife barges in nagging about not showing her any respect. She demands I recognize her life has value too.

So I pick her up, give her a big hug and dump her in the recycle bin.

And that's when the fight started...