How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.
"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
And that's when the fight started...
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
