How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
