How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
