Cover Your Ears | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 April 2016; Hits: 1366

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

#jokes Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...: A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!" Doc: "Tha…
#jokes A new joke every day! #humor #dickjokes #nsfw: A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously. Hi, I'm Dick Johnson…
#jokes A Visit To My Local Sex Toys Shop: This year I bought some interesting gifts for my wife for Valentine's Day…

Follow @djokeoftheday on Twitter

Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes

#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.

Man dies after sex with scarecrow

#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

After Begging on All Fours Like a Dog, Man Arrested for Looking Up Skirts

#WTF?! Pretending to beg on all fours like a dog and then looking up the skirts of women walking by is the bizarre behavior that Nashville police report got a man arrested. This all took place outside a bar, so let's add drunk to the story and now it all makes sense.