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High art... from a low place.

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Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

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What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Bodily Fluids

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Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

Normal Reaction

I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"

One For Just About Everything

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.