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BaaaAAAHH

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Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

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What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Bodily Fluids

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Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

What Does Your Dad Do

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy." 

Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Tyrone."

Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Tyrone. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m...f-a-r-n...f-n..."

The teacher says, "Tyrone, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five Tyrone ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

They Never Grow Up...

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.