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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"

He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"

BaaaAAAHH