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High art... from a low place.

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Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

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What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Bodily Fluids

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Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Staff Knows Better Than The Boss

One day the boss calls in the vice-president. "We're downsizing. We have to lay off either Jack or Barbara."

The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

The next morning the VP is waiting and Barbara is the first to arrive. He tells her, "Barbara, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.