Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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