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A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

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My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

True Love

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If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

Dog Lifestyle

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The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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Picture Perfect

I thought I could please my wife by offering her a sumptuous breakfast in bed. So I asked her what would be her perfect breakfast.

She said: "My perfect breakfast would be a cup of gourmet coffee. Our son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Our daughter is on the cover of Business Week. And your face is on the back of the milk carton."

And that's when the fight started...

Plain To See

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

We Have A Runner

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?