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Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.

She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.

It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.

A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!

"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.

The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.

He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."

The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."

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