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What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

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If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes.

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...

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