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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

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Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.

Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?

There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.

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