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Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

Created: 12 August 2015
Hits: 2547

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

Let The Force Be With You

Created: 11 August 2015
Hits: 3258

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Adam and Eve

Created: 10 August 2015
Hits: 3698

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

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Two At Once

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

Mom's Best Advice

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

Done But Not Retired

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

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