Dick Jokes

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How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
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What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
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Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.


