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How's Your Credit?

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How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

Who's That Lady...

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What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

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Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

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Nude In Front Of The Mirror

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

What Are You Doing Today?

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

Flowers For Valentines Day

My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

And that's when the fight started...