Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

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What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?

A crack whore.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

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