Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
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What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"
"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."
"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."