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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol