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Does Your Job Suck?

Created: 16 August 2015
Hits: 2592

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

Definition Of Confidence

Created: 14 August 2015
Hits: 2760

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

Created: 13 August 2015
Hits: 2517

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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No Luck Here

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

Turn The Whole Thing Around

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

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