Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?

Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.

We named our daughter after my wife's mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.

Does Your Job Suck?