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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

Does Your Job Suck?