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New Business

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Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

Sounds Like A Rapper

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When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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Dad Knows The Score

When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."

Maybe Not So Great After All?

An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.