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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

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