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New Business

Created: 01 September 2015
Hits: 3803

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

Sounds Like A Rapper

Created: 31 August 2015
Hits: 2831

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

Created: 30 August 2015
Hits: 3209

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

Go F*ck Yourself

Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

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