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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Can't Live Without It

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Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

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How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

Thanksgiving Day Football

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"