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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

Created: 24 August 2015
Hits: 3332

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Can't Live Without It

Created: 23 August 2015
Hits: 3044

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

Created: 22 August 2015
Hits: 3907

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

One Afternoon With The Girls

One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."

"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."

A Lucky Valentines Day

Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!

I wonder what she's doing nowadays?

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