Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”

Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?