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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Can't Live Without It

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Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

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How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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Deal Me In

Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We're playing cards, and your mother is my wild card."

A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, "What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm playing cards." "Where's your wild card?" Johnny asks.

His father replies, "Son, you don't need one when you've got a good hand."

Do You Know How To Please A Woman?

Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard

Don't Need A Pen

What's the job application at Hooters?

They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."