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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Can't Live Without It

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Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

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How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

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Call The Coroner

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Even After You're Dead...

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

Making Love

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"