Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.
"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.
"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."
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What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
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Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.