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Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

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Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

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What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

When It Rains It Pours

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Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

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The One Thing Not To Do

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

Homeless or Houseless?

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

A Visit To The Hardware Store

A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"

She looks at him and says "No..,. but I'll blow you for a microwave"