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A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

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How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

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Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

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Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."

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Even After You're Dead...

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

Can't Live Without It

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, "Fuck...it works."