Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
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Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.
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Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."