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A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

Created: 15 September 2015
Hits: 2277

How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

Created: 14 September 2015
Hits: 2872

Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

Created: 12 September 2015
Hits: 2355

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."

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