Dick Jokes

DJoke400X311

The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Page 120 of 180

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Tastes Like Chicken