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Tastes Like Chicken

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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

I Love Feminists

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Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

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Pay Back Is A Bitch

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...

Pillow Fight

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Settling the Same Sex Marriage Debate

My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"

She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."

And that's when the fight started...