Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Tastes Like Chicken