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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

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Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

Tastes Like Chicken