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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."

"I know the feeling." his partner says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."

I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!