Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

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It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"

He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"

I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!