Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

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Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?

Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.

I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.

OK... I'm done.

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

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