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Can We Get A Dog?

Created: 22 October 2015
Hits: 3399

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

A Good Choir Boy

Created: 21 October 2015
Hits: 3075

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

The Similarities are Striking

Created: 18 October 2015
Hits: 2516

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

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They Have A Name For That

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

It's A Celebration

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

A Matter of Timing

My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?" 

I said: "Because they want to."

And that's when the fight started...

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