Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

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