Advice For Parents | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 April 2017; Hits: 1098

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

#jokes When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep. Not screaming like the other passengers in his…

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Maine police not joking about beaver-eating snake

#WTF?! A Maine police department insists it is "not joking" about a large snake seen eating a beaver on a riverbank. The Westbrook Police Department said in a Facebook post an officer patrolling the Riverbank Park area spotted the "large snake" about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday "eating a large mammal, possibly a beaver (not joking)."