You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
