You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
