You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
