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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

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At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

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