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Female Erection

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What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

It's not because you are color blind...

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

Snowman!

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What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

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My Name Is Mud

A big, fat farmer is walking down a dirt road in the rain with his big, fat wife when he suddenly gets horny. He pulls his wife down to the ground, lifts up her dress, and starts fucking her.

After a minute, he says, "Elsie, is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in the mud."

He reaches down, and fiddles around a bit. Then he says, "Now is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in me."

He says, "Put it back in the mud."

Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Come This Way

A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."

He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."

She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."