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Female Erection

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What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

It's not because you are color blind...

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

Snowman!

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What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

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Better Than An Apple Watch

A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."

She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.

"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."

Is There An App For That?

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

Pay Back Is A Bitch

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...