Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)

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When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?