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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)

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A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"

She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?