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What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?

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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Big Ego

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Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Growing Up

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

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Get In The Kitchen

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Like A Bird

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.

"Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly."