Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)