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What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?

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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Big Ego

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Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)

Growing Up

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts.

(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)

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Things Aren't Always What They Appear To Be

The 10th grade biology teacher asked Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responded: "I'm too embarrassed to answer!"

So the teacher asked Little Johnny who quickly said: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

And then turning back to Jessica, the teacher said: "I have three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

Order in the Court

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.