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The Daily is the Paper I Read

Created: 18 October 2015
Hits: 3129

I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?

Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.

OK... I'm done.

Beggars Can't Be Choosers

Created: 16 October 2015
Hits: 2103

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Some Things You Can't Change

Created: 09 October 2015
Hits: 2928

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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