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Short Strokes

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Gobble gobble

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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

Why So Sad?

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Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

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Not Another Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

The Doctor Has News For You!

Guy goes to his doctor for a checkup. After, they sit down in a private office to discuss the results. The doc starts with: "I have good news and I have bad news."

The guy says: "Give me the bad news doc." The doctor replies: "You've got cancer!"

The guy is shocked, but quickly asks: "So what's the good news?"

The doctor looks him in the eye and tells him: "I'm fucking the receptionist."

Giddy up!

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.