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Short Strokes

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Gobble gobble

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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

Why So Sad?

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Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

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A Tough Decision

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.

The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."

The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"

The priest says: "Do we have time?"

Good News Or Bad News

A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."

Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."

The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."

Sam says, "What's the good news?"

The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."

Cats Life

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.