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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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A priest gets a flat tire fixed.

As the car's coming down on the lift, the priest says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"

The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."

The priest says, "You better give them another turn."

Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough