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STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

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What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

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Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

Tastes Like Chicken

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Good Riddance

Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed.

His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married for 40 years."