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STDs Can Be Pretty Rough

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What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

More Sh*t

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

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Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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I'm A Little Hungry

An old guy and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The old gal tells her husband: "Go in the kitchen and get me some ice cream." So the old guy gets up and shuffles off to bring his sweetie a treat. By the time he gets to the kitchen he totally forgets what he's there for. So he opens the fridge, looks around and finally grabs some eggs and bacon. He whips up a quick batch of bacon and eggs and heads back to the den.

When he walks in carrying the plate his wife looks up with a scowl and barks: "You forgot the toast!"

In This Corner

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

An Age Old Question

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?