Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

We named our daughter after my wife's mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough