Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough