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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

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An inventor walks into the Patent Office office and says to the girl behind the desk, "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle."

The clerk asks. "What do you call it?" He tells her, "I call it a fottle." She says, "That's kind of silly, but OK we can set you up."

He says, "Thanks, I'll work on the name. Hey, I also have a folding carton too."

She says, "Really? And what do you call that?" He says, "A farton."

She says in disgust, "That's totally offensive. You can't use that name."

He says, "Uh-oh! I guess I'll have to scratch the one I was going to use for my folding bucket."

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Why do men like women with small hands?

It makes their dicks look bigger.

STDs Can Be Pretty Rough