Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

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A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."

"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?

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