What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
