What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
