What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
