Put It On My Bill | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 July 2015; Hits: 1890

Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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