That's One Way to Get Nothing Done

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?

100 people who don't do dick.

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."