Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."
"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.