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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Prick

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.

6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.

And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load