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Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load

Created: 30 November 2015
Hits: 3554

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

Created: 29 November 2015
Hits: 3145

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Now That's Cheap

Created: 28 November 2015
Hits: 2802

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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When her moustache is on fire.

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A pilot you racist bastard.

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