Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load