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Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load

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Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

Just Normal Porn Star Behavior

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How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

Now That's Cheap

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What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...