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High art... from a low place.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

"Why such a big hole?" she asked.

"'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."

My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.

I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."

And that's when the fight started...

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

Be Careful Where You Dump Your Load