Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

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Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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