Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

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I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

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