Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

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I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.

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