Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

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What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

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