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High art... from a low place.

Do You Swallow?

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Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Make Sure It's Tight

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!

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What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

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It's A Boy -- And What A Boy!

"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."

And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!

Keeping It In The Family

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Is That Your Elbow, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

After checking in to a hotel, a man is gets into the elevator and accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 624."