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Do You Swallow?

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Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Make Sure It's Tight

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!

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What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

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Vacation Postcard

What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

Remember Back Then

I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"

She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."

And that's when the fight started...

Passing The Time

Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.