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Do You Swallow?

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Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Make Sure It's Tight

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!

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What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

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Make A Wish

A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

Short Strokes

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Sharing is Caring

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...