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Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

She Blew It

Hits: 3137

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

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How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

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Going Postal

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

Staying Hard

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

What Are You Wearing?

I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.