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This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

She Blew It

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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

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How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

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Weight Watchers

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

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How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

There's No Substitute

I hate it when a girl tries to offer me a lame consolation prize. 'Cause girls will say things like: "Oh, we're not going to have sex, but I'll give you a hand job."

Hey! Newsflash: I have hands... they have the job... the position is filled... I don't need to outsource the work... alright? If you got a pussy for the job, we can talk -- 'cause I am always hiring.