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This Is Why Hockey Players Wear Them

Created: 12 January 2016
Hits: 2488

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

She Blew It

Created: 10 January 2016
Hits: 2792

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stir Fry And Panties

Created: 09 January 2016
Hits: 3371

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

I'd Like To See All Three

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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