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Staying Hard

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

Milk, It Does A Body Good

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What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

She's Smoking!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Eyeglass Problem Solved

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

The Miracle Of Hanukkah

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!

Celebrate Good Times, Come On.

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long.”