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Staying Hard

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

Milk, It Does A Body Good

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What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

She's Smoking!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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I Hereby Sentence You

A husband gets home from his day in court on a traffic offense and his wife asks: "So, how did it go?"

The husband replies: "Well honey, I ended up in front of Judge Calloway, you remember, the judge who married us. Turns out he remembered me too... so I pleaded 'guilty with explanation' and he only gave me a small fine. That was way better than the last time, when you and I were in there together. That time he gave me life without the possibility of parole."

And that's when the fight started...

Best Way To Go

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Better Safe Than Sorry

I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"

I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...