Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
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My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.
Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.
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What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.