Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

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Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?

A crack whore.

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!