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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

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Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day.

He asks his oldest daughter, "Whom do you wish to marry?" She says, "Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest."

He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest."

He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, "I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!"

His date warned him: "My mama made me promise I'd say 'NO' to all your advances."

He says: "Sure, no problem. You wouldn't mind if I fucked you in the ass, would ya?"

I Wanna Put My Balls In It!