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Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

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What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!

Whore House

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What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.

But, It's Just So Small!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

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Better Than Lifting Weights

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...

Take Out The Trash

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, "Fuck...it works."