What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
