What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
