Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
