Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
