Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
