What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
I know that newspapers are losing out to the Internet, but think about it... how many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
Easy! One Post, two Globes, and many Times. And I wouldn't mind a morning and an evening edition. Yeah... I like a woman who's into the hard news.
OK... I'm done.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
