What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
