What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.