What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
