What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
