What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
