What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...