What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
