What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.
