What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
