Those Fat Bastards In Corporate

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

How are women like hardwood floors?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.