Simple Test

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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

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"Well," answered her husband, "It worked for your ass!"

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A New Accessory

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Pretty Bad

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

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