Simple Test

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."

To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."