Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.