Simple Test

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.