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Simple Test

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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?

The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!

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On The Rag

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

I've Had Better

On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"

She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"

And that's when the fight started...

No Need To Call The Police

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.