Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
