Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
