How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
