How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
