Ask Sherwin Williams

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."

Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"