Ask Sherwin Williams

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."

Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"