Ask Sherwin Williams

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

We named our daughter after my wife's mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?