What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
