What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
