What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
