What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
What do a wife & a condom have in common?
They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
